Amazon TP Traveling More then Me

It's sad on so many levels when the TP I ordered on Amazon a week ago has already been more places then I will visit this month.  Amazon originally shipped from Romeoville, IL (S. Chicago burb) last Tuesday and said it would be delivered at my home the following day.  FedEx stopped updating the tracking information Friday afternoon when it made it way from New Berlin, WI (near Milwaukee) to Osseo, MN (NW Minneapolis burb).  It would be kind of cool if they stamped the box like a passport every time it reached a new FedX distribution center so I would know everywhere it had visited when (and if) it finally arrives.